The Great Gilgamesh

I found it! Or not! It was a silly replica! Ah, well, perhaps I should start from the beginning. I leased myself an adamantine apartment at Giott's Burrow. Or, so I thought. They apparently aren't very good with their math because they decided that I would not possess the income to move into such a location. I didn't even have a job yet! I don't know what income they were basing it after, but it doesn't matter anymore, they moved me into the dungeons. I sleep accompanied by the sound of a incessant smithy's sword crafting. It's truly beautiful. To make matters better, I have a new friend! He's my room-mate, name's Gray. Doesn't talk much, but he seems like a cool guy.

My next stop was the great and mighty structure that dominates this land politically, militaristically and economically, Mallboro. Truly its name is reminiscent of the great beast that plagues one with a thousand inflictions. I waded through the scores of people and found a place most fitting for myself. Its called  the Arena, and it is the place of battle for many a great warrior. I have a feeling I'll be spending a lot of time in this place. Especially since they hired me! Even more to my surprise, they possess Excalibur! Or at least, so I thought. Upon further inspection, I found that it is not Excalipoor, the terrible sword that has plagued my collection for an eternity, or so it would seem, but that it is a knock-off of Excalibur. Lesser in power, but it looks the same and bears the same name. A most perplexing conundrum indeed. I asked the manager if he was aware of the real Excalibur's location, but alas he knew not of its place of residence.

In other words, my search is back to square one. I have however been recruited to fight against Chaos and his minions. I am told there may be many swords for my acquisition were I to assist, so assist I will!

Why hello my dear readers, it would appear I have found myself a way into a new world from the void! Most excellent indeed! I must say I was a bit curious as to why the dimensional interval to the void closed up behind me but oh well! I'll worry about that later. This is certainly a most interesting world that I've stumbled upon this time, though certainly not a very pretty one. It's filled with savage beasts as well! Almost as soon after I had arrived I had some freak and his companions start a fight with me! Hah! The nerve of them; to think they thought they could defeat me, the Great Gilgamesh! Needless to say they lost to me in no time at all! After my little encounter with them I found my way to a pretty impressive looking city. Well I mean, I've seen better of course, I've seen cities that float upon the air in fact! But as far as mundane, ground-level cities go, this one's okay. Lots of strong looking people here too! I bet I can finally find Excalibur here! I'll have to start looking for it, but the walk here wore me out some. Wasn't the monsters though, I hardly broke a sweat on them!

    Anyhow, I've decided to lease an apartment in some underground place while I search for my Excalibur here. Think it was Giott's Burrow or something, its a pretty nice place, albeit a bit lacking in style if you know what I mean, but it'll do. I hope I find Excalibur pretty quickly, I don't wanna have to get a job or something. I hate working for other people!